Neymar Hoses Down on $35 MILLION Luxury Yacht

Neymar hasn’t played a single minute for Paris Saint-Germain … but that hasn’t kept the international superstar from getting the boat party started … chillin’ out on a $35 MILLION superyacht!!

The ex-Barcelona stud — rockin’ super bright neon green shorts — spent the day bro’ing out with friends in St. Tropez on Monday … wasting no time getting used to his new life in France.

Neymar and his crew were spotted hangin’ out and getting soaked by a water hose on the 115-ft. luxury boat, “Ginevra” … which reportedly sold for $35 million back in 2014.

Neymar wasn’t able to play in PSG’s season opener due to a paperwork problem, but we’re assuming he had yachts of other stuff on his mind.

Neymar is expected to make his debut this Sunday against Guingamp.